Phase

Have entered that phase of single-hood, when even tinder refuses to install on your phone...

lemons

When life gives you lemons, grab two mirchis and a thread; hang nimboo-mirchi on your bike.
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Because no road of life is tough when you got a bike.

Life

Life is a forest. Once you are in, you cant remember from where did you get in...

wild

The other day I got totally “wild” because I mixed my drinks...
I thought same should work on my bike so I filled it with 1 litre of Indian Oil, 1 litre of HP, 1 litre of Bharat Petroleum and 1 litre of kerosene...
It’s dead since then !

#AajKuchToofaniKarteHain

Rearview

Rearview mirrors are for those who drive below 100

Difference

The difference between 'loving' and 'falling in love' is what sums up life

War

They want to bring equality with reservations (discrimination)

Just like USA, you see, they also want to bring peace with war

Life - Satisfaction and Ambitions

The glass is only half full.
The wisdom lies in letting it be.

Ideated by me, wording courtesy to Jubin Vora

Partition

It is amazing how four biggest of the giant leaders of our times were instrumental in making the worst blunder of our times

Three because of their actions and one because of his inaction

On
Jinnah - for sowing the seed to two-nation theory
Nehru - for refusing to accept Cabinet Plan
Mountbatten - for nails in the coffin - Balkanization Plan
Gandhi - for doing nothing considering he could

Defense

To fight me, you have to know my fears first
To know my fears you have to know me first
To know me you have to love me first

Religion

I am not a superman, but I am the child of a man

Pleasure

The great pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.
In my view, it is even a greater pleasure doing what you should not do...